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Like Per Minute, means the amount of likes you get per minute by posting a picture on Instagram, Facebook, etc.
She don`t fuck with me, ´cuz i´m low on LPM´s
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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In Spanish, it is an abbreviation of "la puta madre", a not very funny insult to say.
Oye pe´ que te pasa lpm
(What is your problem lpm)
by giarock905 July 08, 2020
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Acronym for the Argentinian word "la puta madre" which means mother fucker.
Persona 1: Vino la profesora al final.
Persona 2: Uff LPM!

Person 1:The teacher came.
Person : Ugh LPM!
by Aldi July 20, 2016
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Like lol lpm is laughs per minute and is a unit of measure how funny a show, situation, or story is
South park has twice the lpm's of family guy, in fact family guy has one of the lowest lpm counts compared to other tv shows
by scottyboy123 August 11, 2009
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