Firearm dealer

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Liquid Pantie Dropper

It is when the mere sight of a LPD, melts all panties within visual range instantaneously.

getting loser pissed, absoulutly hammer

Little pitchy, dawg.

One of Randy Jackson's favorite catchphrases on American Idol, this term is now applied to anything and everything that just doesn't quite cut it.

Loveliest-Professional-Dick-Sucker.

She looks ok from the distance, but not up close.