A state of constant procrastination.

Anyone (typically an employee) who takes excessive liberties within an organization with limited supervision and zero accountability. The LP will take extended lunches and numerous breaks at inopportune/inappropriate times throughout the day.

When tired, the LP leaves early even if there is work to be done, claiming the "work can wait 'till Monday."

When awake, the LP masters the art of the 3:45pm-4:10 break period only to leave at 4:20 when the work day clearly ends at 5. Other times, the LP will not show up to work at all often with no prior warning by choosing to 'work from home.'

To the LP, 'working from home' includes oil changes, hair appointments, concerts, moving out and trips to the zoo.

1)someone who has a little package
2)Small and puny
3)Pluto (the symbol for pluto is a comboination of the letters L and P)

LP originated from Africa. As the AP faction crossed the boarder of Algeria in 1952 which started the tribal war of 1952 called "the Core" (le cortis) the battle didn't take long for the AP faction to remove the invaders. As the invaders scattered in late 1952 they sworn for revenge thus established a new orgnization. The last remaining LP resistance now is believed to live in America. The last remaining LP believed to be an Afrikan who is of Irish decent. The location and the size of this organization is still unknown but throughout the midwest in America there are spots where the LP's painted their signals. Many still believe the organization is forming a terrorist organization once again.

short for la puente

short for el producto; a brand of cigars that are often used to make a blunt

what hispanics calla glass pipe. in spanish its short for"la Pipa".

LP stands for Love Pussy.