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1) (n) Long Play, a nine or ten song regular tape.

2) (n) A vinyl record.
1) Get that Tupac LP right quick

2) Im lookin for some Eazy-E LP's
by ac January 31, 2004
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Contrary to the EP (Extended Play), the LP is usually 40 minutes or more of music and more than 10 songs.
Did you heard the Snoop Dogg new LP?
by Ez-Toni November 23, 2006
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Limp Penis
-when a man is unable to get an erection while "trying" to engage in coitus or fellatio
That man has MAD LP and really really needs to get Viagra.
by Erection Doctor October 13, 2011
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L.P. is an abbreviation for the words Let's Play. Usually meant for games like a tutorial.
My first LP will be Zelda Ocarina of Time.
I'm going to be an LPer soon.
by QZS September 11, 2010
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(L.P.S) Lost Puppy Syndrome refers to a friend, individual or person who tends to not be capable of doing things on there own. One who isn't able to go out and find things for themselves. They prefer to travel with at least one or more individuals to go from place to place. This generally is the case for that one friend who can't go to a party themselves. They tend to be avoided by most people.
Example Situation 1

(Person 1) Wheres the party at?
(Person 2) (Insert place of party here) i'll see you there
(Person 1) Oh could you come meet me at (Insert Place of meeting)
(Person 2) Nah get your ass up here!

By the end of the night Person 2 is totally shwasted while Person 1 sits in their room all night.

Example Situation 2

(Person A) Dude he really has L.P.S
(Person B) Oh whats L.P.S
(Person A) Thats just Lost Puppy Syndrome
by Mangocruz February 27, 2010
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