sex goddess who is a sexual whore but is only a half virgin

has big breasts and a bra that is easible undone by guys
omg, she is such a lois
by hahahahahahahahehehehehehehe January 23, 2009
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Noun. A large addition of swag.
Friend 1: I scored the game winning goal last night.
Friend 2: Whoa, that's awesome, your swag just increased by a loy.
by Blah708 June 25, 2016
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LOI Srands for laughing out inside .. people usually write Lol while chating but have not even smiled in real!! Hence loi took birth. You known something is so funny you laughed out inside so hard u need to express it on the chat, or there are people arround who you wish not to disturb ... you write I loied... u made me loi
1) I am loi-ing , trust me .. not the lol
2) I know you can't see me laughing .. that's because I just loi-ed hard ...

3) noBody even loi-s on facebook messenger
by Vish1234 April 19, 2017
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Possibly derived from Greek λωίων (loion) meaning "more desirable" or "better". Lois is mentioned in the New Testament as the mother of Eunice and the grandmother of Timothy. As an English name, it came into use after the Protestant Reformation.

However, in our time, people named Lois are usually small and have curly hair. This type of homosapien can generally be found in northern England, near Manchester. Loises' attitudes are typically characterised by :

1. An excessive use of raccoon memes to respond to your messages.
2. Responding with 'that's what she said' even in a serious situation.
3. Do not, and I'm serious when I say this, do not get Lois angry. See, these people are quite mysterious: they act normally with everyone but you have no idea whether they hate/love/adore/detest you or not. Stay on the safer side and just be nice. Loises have a short temper.

Note: Lois is also the name of Peter Griffin's wife in the 'Family Guy' (pictured below).
Friend: Look Lois I've been feeling a bit sad lately.
Lois: Omg are you okay? What happened.
Friend: I lost my whole family died in a crash yesterday and I just got expelled from school. This is too much to handle at once.
Lois: *Chuckles* That's what she said.
Friend: You absolute monster. Go to hell.
Lois: The fuck did you just say to me you little shit.
Friend: * Understands that this is a death threat* Sorry Lois. It won't happen again.
Lois: That's what I thought, now bugger off before I squish you like a pancake.
by ThiccDaddyBowles42069 August 23, 2021
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a manly potato who likes to eat vegetables like oreos 😎
LOIS WHY ARE YOU EATING THEM UP AGAIN
by taniaisabroomsticm August 07, 2019
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a zootropolis/zootopia enthusiast. a nickname used commonly among teenagers alike. this person will only talk about this subject and is their favourite movie.
“hey what did you talk about with lois? seemed pretty deep.”
the usual. nick wilde.”
by notbavy June 18, 2021
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