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A load of fuckin bollocks that people believe will bring you happiness but only brings poverty, disorientation and a temporary loss of control over bodily and emotional functions.
Hey Jonny, I think I love you!
Ohhh, I love you too Diana. Let's fuck.
2 weeks later: Screw you Jonny, you took my money. Say goodbye to these breasts. Ha! You're dick was fuckin useless anyway.
Ohhh, I love you too Diana. Let's fuck.
2 weeks later: Screw you Jonny, you took my money. Say goodbye to these breasts. Ha! You're dick was fuckin useless anyway.
by crabsucker February 13, 2004
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020