Urban Dictionary: LONK

Derived From "Longth"

Lonk is the name for your penis regardless of it's size.

She's gonna get the full Lonk mate.

Hey baby you think you can fit this lonk in your mouth?

by Longth November 28, 2018

'Lonk' is a misspell of link, this happens because the letter 'i' is just beside the letter 'o' in the normal QWERTY keyboard.

Person A: Hey guys, what's the lonk for Math class?
Person B: Lonk?
Person A: *link

when you mean to type "link" but instead, you type "lonk"

by kglonk1234 July 10, 2020

A famous Mii made by some random guy on the Internet.

Guy 1: I call Link!
Guy 2:I'm Young Link!
Guy 3: And I'm Toon Link, so Guy 4 is Lonk.
Guy 4: But I'm ALWAYS Lonk!

by TheCookieGuy February 13, 2019

A "name" or "title" that means "The Aborted Legend"

"Hello, my name is (insert name) but you can call me Lonk."

"Damn, that man is a Lonk."

"Guys I'm Lonk!"

by tecap October 25, 2020

i took a lonk nap again

by vereeeee January 13, 2021

by Azraelz August 03, 2021