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n. a word used to describe a person when debating between saying loser and punk.
guy 1: dude, stop acting like that.

guy 2: like what?
guy 1: like a frickin lonk...
by lonk1 July 12, 2011
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Another word for Portkey. You know, that thing in Harry Potter that people use when they're too lazy to use brooms.

Tis also a rather retarded, but amusing spelling of 'link'
M: OMG NEKKID SYLAR!
J: WHERE? 8D LONK, PLZ.
by MellyBoot XD July 10, 2008
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A descriptive word used to call cool people.
Stu: Hey Paula you and Lesley are lonks!
Paula: Yes we're a right pair of lonkers!
by Bigstoo February 28, 2007
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LINKS COUSIN FROM PENNSYLVANIA U IDOT! ( Hero of pennslyvania )
LONKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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It's when a link is misused to direct someone to an unrelated page under the pretenses of providing the actual reference. I.e. what click farmers do.
I just clicked on a link and it ended up being a lonk. F this. Here's the real source. (Pasted link of the actual source).
by olol_ololov March 05, 2020
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Also known as "The Hero of Pennsylvania". Lonk is one of the many incarnations of Link. Cannonically speaking, lonk is the strongest and most powerful Link just by his ability to kill enemies with only throwing them off camera. The rest of his powers are a mistery, but it is said that he even hid the triforce inside a chest offscreen so ganon would die if he tried to get it.
"Lonk is the most powerful Link"

-Shigeru Miyamoto
by Heroofpennsylvania July 27, 2019
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some dumb memespelling of link. nintendo, YA DONE F**KED UP.
LOnk is mad because all teh games have zilda in the title. BUT NOT LONK.
by lonkboi-ish November 09, 2019
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