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HEY THAT SHEEP IS NAMED LONK
by LONK LONK October 27, 2020
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Aug 10 Word of the Day
Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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Typographical error that means 'Link'
It is done on purpose usually now, and was invented by codeblue on the PSU.
House for a hunfred bucks!
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by narutofayg August 23, 2006
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v. German. To shit oneself on orgasm.
Dude 1: So you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: It's been awhile since I been with someone and I was getting off and when I came, I instantly shit my self and all over my bed!
Dude 1: You F@cking Lonked!!
by yO'Neill February 26, 2008
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A link that is non-functional because there is something wrong in the URL
ttp://somewhere
ww.somewhere

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by C! November 17, 2006
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