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LOMP is an acronym for "lots of moving parts" It can be used when referring to a device that is complicated or overly intricate.
Things that are LOMP: Robots, hard drives, the difference engine, cassette players, ink jet printers, Rube Goldberg machines, people.
Things that are LOMP: Robots, hard drives, the difference engine, cassette players, ink jet printers, Rube Goldberg machines, people.
by Lefty One Eye June 24, 2009
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Jenny- OMG did you see the pic she sent to her boyfriend?
Becky- I know she looked so fugly.
Jenny- LOMP what a cow.
Becky- I know she looked so fugly.
Jenny- LOMP what a cow.
by JohnnyWalkerStein December 10, 2009
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A LOMP is a lolipop with no wings.
When something is so uncontrollably funny that you just have to... LOMP!
See also: LOMPemon, a German Pokemon rip-off.
When something is so uncontrollably funny that you just have to... LOMP!
See also: LOMPemon, a German Pokemon rip-off.
by Shake! March 29, 2008
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verb, To dress in women's undergarmets and stick foreign objects into the rectum while watching in a mirror standing on it.
noun, a person behaving in a homosexually perverted manner.
noun, a person behaving in a homosexually perverted manner.
It was obvious that he was lomping by the footprints on the mirror and the stretched out panties on the floor.
"Stop acting like a lomp!" she yelled at her boyfriend as he admired his reflection with his penis tucked away.
"Stop acting like a lomp!" she yelled at her boyfriend as he admired his reflection with his penis tucked away.
by susanna502bananna December 26, 2005
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Stands for 'Lights Out, Missionary Position'. Used to describe a person with unimpressive sexual habits. Most likely, this is an attractive girl who doesn't need to perform to satisfy men. Can also be used to describe how sexual desire wanes in a long relationship.
"Hey Dave, how's your L.O.M.P.? When's the last time she gave you head?"
"I need to head down to the sex toy store because we've been getting kind of LOMPy."
"I need to head down to the sex toy store because we've been getting kind of LOMPy."
by I Like Bread August 24, 2006
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To dress in women's undergarmets sticking foreign objects into the rectum while standing on a mirror.
by susieq502 December 05, 2005