May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Light Machine Gun: A light, man-portable weapon, normally used by dismounted infantry as a force multiplier. Normally belt or box fed, LMGs offer excellent extra firepower to a squad/section of soldiers.

Common LMGs used by Western Nations:

5.56mm M249 SAW - United States Army/Marine Corps
5.56mm L86 Light Support Weapon - British Army
5.56mm C9 FN Minimi - Canadian Army
5.56mm F89 - Australian Army
5.56mm Mini-mitrailleuse - French Army
LMG base of fire right here. Hammer that trench.
by Mogzster November 12, 2019
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Love and Murdering Gangsters from the old projects called Lemoyne Gardens in Memphis
Mane you just had to be from the Gardens to be in the LMG. We don’t do all that jumping in shit.
by WB-GMagic July 09, 2019
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LMG stands for "let me guess"
Person 1; Hey I'm upset again
Person 2: LMG, she broke up with you ?
by samronaldo7 February 29, 2016
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