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That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD

A FML moment. LMD

Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!

Wish this never happened. LMD
by misspinkyperfectionnnll July 09, 2011
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Life Model Decoy

An android or robot that looks, talks, and feels like a human but isn't. You can never really tell the difference until it comes to sleeping with them their genitals are never hard or wet they're just there
Have you seen the new Marvels Agents of Sheild LMD where Ada is an android????
by imtiredandhungry April 02, 2017
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You: Hey Julie!
Julie: What?
You: LMD!
Julie: Ok! Lets Go!
You: Sweeet!
by StephenOMG March 01, 2008
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Tommy:"Hey man where were you last night? You were meant to come to the party with me!"

Mo:"I know but I ate a dodgy kebabs and got the shits"

Tommy:"You LMD!"

Mo:"I know..."
by AAAAALI June 06, 2010
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LMD:
Like My Dick.
Positive:
Man, that movie was awesome, LMD!
Dude, that fish you caught is huge, LMD.
Negative:
The ant was tiny, LMD.
by ChuckyX-1909 June 04, 2009
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