Urban Dictionary: LJ

L.J

When your girl sucks another guys dick and she comes back and kisse's you without brushing her teeth you just been L.J.

Girl kisses her bf and laughs and says you just got L.J

by Jason Woodbury January 01, 2011

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L.J.

The act of masterbating alone.

Jerking Off
Similar in nature to an H.J. but flying solo.

Gonna go home and give myself an L.J.

Looks like he's gettin an L.J. later. (if they leave alone.)

by Kgar1984 September 04, 2009

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Someone,Whos is funny/Class clown.He will say, “I will eat your parents,”or, “Giggty.”Hes a very cool and funny guy.He flashes a smile on everybodys faces.

Heh LJ

by VEGGIE TALESSS March 10, 2019

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Someone who is HILARIOUS.He will flash a smile on your face by saying, “I will eat your parents,”or, “Giggty.”If your are depressed he will make that go away..Hes a cool guy and funny one too.

HEH LJ!!!

by VEGGIE TALESSS March 10, 2019

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To fall off or over an object, usual under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. In the manner of Lisa Jackson.

"Oh my god I almost LJ'd the boardwalk"

by kdawg3 October 23, 2008

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lj often stands for loljob,
you give somebody a loljob by loling and giving them a job. It may also refer to the art of raping eggs.

definition of lj #1

brian: did you see that, sarah just gave billy a loljob

fred: srsly??

definition of lj #2

robert: I like lj
josh: omg u like raping egggs????

robert: yes...

by aldengoesfishing January 10, 2009

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Lj suckes at life and his only power is geometry dash. He died in fortnitee by a nom skin. He hates siege

Fuck lj

by Supperdog December 15, 2018

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