Spunk. Jitter. Man glue. Sperm.

The sexual act where a man is standing over his women after fucking her hellish anus and immediately ejaculates in both eyes.

The best type of light, hands down. If you think otherwise, you are a mental patient.

The art of taking photographs in the most flattering light for you, usually a more darker setting with dulled light. There’ll be no need for filters or apps when you find the good light.

When your partner asks you to fuck, you say this referencing that you're currently on your period. Basically saying that they have to "stop" like a red light because it's that time of the month.

Multicoloured LED party lights that one would usually find in a ket den, or a UK university halls. Songs that compliment ket lights include most drum and bass, particularly 'The Damn Guy' by Grima x Azza.

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.