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An urban slang, LHMD stands for "left holding my dick."
While the terminology is sexual, the connotation is general, as in "Fucked".

It also can be used in the literal sense, when rejected or stood up by a girl.
Suppose Jack sends an email intended for his extramarital girlfriend, to his wife instead. That's a classic grade 1 LHMD for Jack.
by Darkstarkiller19 April 15, 2016
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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