by Giga chad of the gigas July 5, 2022
Non-premium, ad-free version of LGBTQ+ service.
the LGBTQ free package only includes 4 labels to choose from (Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans) plus 2 hidden easter eggs for new users to discover (Queer/Questioning). Pansexual, intersex and other options can be unlocked through the paid LGBTQ+ subscription, or otherwise through the 'Queer' easter egg.
Benefits of the free version:
- various unlockable NPCs, like Alan Turing, Marcel Proust, Tchaikovsky and Lenin's polyamorous communist girlfriends, Inessa Armand and Nadezhda Krupskaya
- no bonus posters of Marquis de Sade, Rasputin, and Nero, destroyer of Rome, which will only clutter your bedroom and invite criticism & unwanted questions from guests.
- no bonus framed Tumblr fanart of LGBTQ historical figures and therefore
- no need to explain to your Greek relatives why you have a portrait of fanart of Alexander the Great, a controversial Macedonian, hanging up in your bedroom.
- no bonus antique wallpaper of Erich Honecker and Leonid Brezhnev sharing a kiss in 1979, in celebration of the ten-year anniversary of Stonewall
- still lots of kinky fun available for the adventurous at no additional price
the LGBTQ free package only includes 4 labels to choose from (Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans) plus 2 hidden easter eggs for new users to discover (Queer/Questioning). Pansexual, intersex and other options can be unlocked through the paid LGBTQ+ subscription, or otherwise through the 'Queer' easter egg.
Benefits of the free version:
- various unlockable NPCs, like Alan Turing, Marcel Proust, Tchaikovsky and Lenin's polyamorous communist girlfriends, Inessa Armand and Nadezhda Krupskaya
- no bonus posters of Marquis de Sade, Rasputin, and Nero, destroyer of Rome, which will only clutter your bedroom and invite criticism & unwanted questions from guests.
- no bonus framed Tumblr fanart of LGBTQ historical figures and therefore
- no need to explain to your Greek relatives why you have a portrait of fanart of Alexander the Great, a controversial Macedonian, hanging up in your bedroom.
- no bonus antique wallpaper of Erich Honecker and Leonid Brezhnev sharing a kiss in 1979, in celebration of the ten-year anniversary of Stonewall
- still lots of kinky fun available for the adventurous at no additional price
#1
Brenda: I'm thinking of upgrading my subscription plan from LGBTQ to LGBTQ+.
Riley: No need Brenda, I already bought the bootlegged version when I was travelling *wink*
#2
Kid at the supermarket: Mum, can we get LGBTQ+?
Kid's mum: No, we have LGBTQ at home already.
Kid: But I want LGBTQ+.
Kid's mum: Be quiet and go read some Elsa x Anna fanfiction instead.
Brenda: I'm thinking of upgrading my subscription plan from LGBTQ to LGBTQ+.
Riley: No need Brenda, I already bought the bootlegged version when I was travelling *wink*
#2
Kid at the supermarket: Mum, can we get LGBTQ+?
Kid's mum: No, we have LGBTQ at home already.
Kid: But I want LGBTQ+.
Kid's mum: Be quiet and go read some Elsa x Anna fanfiction instead.
by existential dread January 10, 2022
To make LGBTQ, we're gonna spread some butter at the bottom bun and we're gonna spread some quark at the top bun, to smelt the butter we're going to put newly hotted turkey on top of the spreaded butter and lettuce top of that some guacomole top of that That's it, Bon appetit!
by F_31 July 6, 2022
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