The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one.

Worst insult in any language. Puts Ur grandpap a trap to shame. The only know counter is “No u” followed immediately by “ur sisters a mister.”

The 4th and final level of the ‘your mom gay’ insult. This triumphs over any other insult such as ‘your dad lesbian’ or ‘your grandpap a trap’. Once these words have been said half the Earth crumbles, the recipient instantly dissolves, and any person past, present and future related to the recipient are eaten first-hand by Satan himself. This insult defies time and exisntce, and tears a hole through all we know as reality.

A superhuman roast, responding to the whole chain of "Your Mom Gay", "Your Dad Lesbian", etc. Be careful with this roast, as it can hurt the victim used upon to the point of death.

The ultimate insult. Everytime this is said, 1 planet is destroyed and the recipient of the insult is sent to purgatory.

The absolute limit of terrible insults. No insult can get any worse than this no matter the circumstances. This insult is so powerful the second it leaves your lips all of existence, including other univeses and dimensions unknown to us, gets automatically thrown into an Armageddon full of suffering and torture, a fate worse than death. Any previous insult is microscopic is comparison and in no way whatsoever should this ever be used. This is humanities greatest threat. The fabric of reality breaks down with each time this is said.

The imortal god of “ur” jokes

WARNING DO NOT ISE LIGHTLY

AFFESTS THE INNER MOST SOUL!!! If some one survives they will have major PTSD