LFD stands for: least fadded driver. It is a term used to assign the task of driving home from a party considering that each member of the attending group consumed some degree of alcohol. Unlike the "DD" rule, LFD acknowledges that the indiviudals will range, usually, from buzzed to shacked and possibily even demolished; LFD is not applicable if someone is completely sober.
Brandon, Matt, Vince, and Blake all attend an epic party, but need to be home by 12:30. Considering that Brandon is so drunk that he mackin on girls that coud pass as lepers, Matt is lost in his body and arguing with his own vomit, Vince is hookin up with a plant, and Blake is screaming belliegerantly, "CLAM! NOW!", the rule would say that Brandon, is slightly less drunk enough to be the LFD. Even though everyone is just completely totalled, the fact Brandon has only lost his judgement qualifies him for the job.
by mattthoughtoflfd September 28, 2006
by stuart devins September 14, 2010
by Kendra11111 May 05, 2011
When your friends leave you drunk & stoned out of your mind to walk home from a bridge to home on the main road aka LFD
by Chris24ms September 26, 2011
by Chris Mays November 04, 2006
A sexually aroused penis that is constantly penetrating, without condom, one or more holes during an intense act of attractive homosexual sexual intercourse.
Having barebacked all 20 men at last night's sex party I was convinced that I have one hell of an LFD (Lucky Fucking Dick).
by FucksItRaw May 26, 2017
Life Friends Do. When BFFs are ~such~ BFFs that they do BFF things all the time, you just say, “LFD”.
Me and Emma can order each other’s drinks perfectly every time because we know each other so well. LFD.
by Awesome_TRL March 03, 2021