by OneHotTamale25 September 01, 2011
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
"Load 32-bit word from memory or I/O peripheral"
Command in Assembler
Operation: rB <- Mem32rA+f(IMM14)
Assembler syntax: ldw rB, byte_offset(rA)
Description: Computes the effective byte address specified by the sum of rA and the instruction's signed 16-bit value. Loads register rB with the memory word located at the effective byte address. The effective byte address must be word aligned. If the byte address is not a multiple of 4, the operation is undefined.
Usage: In processors with a data cache, this instruction may retrieve the desired data from the cache instead of from memory. For more information on data cache, see the 'Cache and Tightly-Coupled Memory' chapter of the 'Nios II Software Developer's Handbook'.
Instruction type: I
Instruction fields: A=Register index of operand rA
B=Register index of operand rB
IMM16=16-bit signed immediate value
Command in Assembler
Operation: rB <- Mem32rA+f(IMM14)
Assembler syntax: ldw rB, byte_offset(rA)
Description: Computes the effective byte address specified by the sum of rA and the instruction's signed 16-bit value. Loads register rB with the memory word located at the effective byte address. The effective byte address must be word aligned. If the byte address is not a multiple of 4, the operation is undefined.
Usage: In processors with a data cache, this instruction may retrieve the desired data from the cache instead of from memory. For more information on data cache, see the 'Cache and Tightly-Coupled Memory' chapter of the 'Nios II Software Developer's Handbook'.
Instruction type: I
Instruction fields: A=Register index of operand rA
B=Register index of operand rB
IMM16=16-bit signed immediate value
by Dennis Γ
hlin February 06, 2008
(1)I had to drop an LDW off at the pool.
(2)Thats not a candy bar in the pool,it's an LDW.
(3)Look at the LDW Hawk flying in the sky.
(4)WTF mutha fucka? Did you just ldw yo self? Check them nasty drawas!
(2)Thats not a candy bar in the pool,it's an LDW.
(3)Look at the LDW Hawk flying in the sky.
(4)WTF mutha fucka? Did you just ldw yo self? Check them nasty drawas!
by *=SAS=*VeNoM July 27, 2005
by XXX WHITETAIL SLAYER XXX August 31, 2019
LDW is a sorta wizards way of defining,describing,detailing and demonstrating a very strange phenomona.having extensivly researched these 3 yellow letters that mean so much to me (and some others?)i am left feeling frustrated and empty at my lack of luck in reaching the true roots of the galaxy of origin from wence it "came"
i no of only one true thoroughbred example known to the world leaders and politicians.the best way to describe LDW is to start at the top and work gently and cautiously down making sure both east and west outer regions are observed fully.standing a mere 5 feet tall and revealing a girth similar to that of an elephants swollen member you can only find this beast where ghosts and buttons are present.search hard my fellow dubya hunters for he that seeks shall find and the rewards will be so,so special.
by conger eel October 22, 2004
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

