LBJ or the "Lateral Blow Job". Named for the position of the person performing the act. Also known from the acronym as "The Presidential" (Lyndon Baines Johnson)
Last night I put my girl friend in a head lock while she was giving me an awesome "LBJ".
My girl knows how to give a fucking royal "Presidential"
My girl knows how to give a fucking royal "Presidential"
by David Sea August 20, 2009
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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by MarcoVitaly November 19, 2007
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"Lazy Blow Job". It is when a female gives a blow job while resting her head on the guy's stomach. She may take occasional oral breaks, and switch on and off with the hand. Not as good as a traditional blow job, but still quite enjoyable.
by Mr. Wizard's Spell March 26, 2010
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Splashing someone in the face with scalding hot semen (heated on the stove) just as Lyndon B. Johnson splashed Vietnam with napalm.
by ice grilled cheese January 03, 2005
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by Jacomba February 27, 2004
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The greatest mixed drink known to mankind. It's the "Lebron James" of mixed drinks. It consists of 1-2 shots of captain morgan spiced rum with about 10 ounces of cream soda. Usually served over ice.
by jvan45 February 17, 2013
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