LAX departures will be experiencing delays today.

1) Do you ever fly out of LAX
2) No, the security there is too lax

'What's your office dress-code like Jim?'
"Ah, I'd say it's pretty lax.. You can wear whatever you like."

'How's your prof at your school, is he hard?'
"Nah, he's pretty lax, we only have a couple assignments."

Baseball player: Wanna play baseball?

Anyone: So you can roid rage? No thanks.

Baseball Player: Ever tried hitting a 90 mph fastball?

Lax Bro: No, because I try to defend 120 mph shots.

To get back he added a lax to her drink after he caught her cheating but failed to think of the consequences.

It is very to spike foods/drinks with lax.

I lax'ed the cake i gaiv him for his birthday.

Donko flew into LAX in his private jumbo jet at 11 am.