What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.
George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"

Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."

George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"
by rus! September 27, 2008
Disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter
Oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif in the ditch over there! Somebody call 911!
by Courtney Mc. October 20, 2007
One bro is telling another bro about something that was extremely chill. After this, they begin to lax. For non-laxbros, they can reiterate this action through the phrase Bro So Chill Lets Lax without having to whip out their lax sticks.
Bro 1 - "Bro, I did the chillest thing ever."
Bro 2 - "No way bro! What went down?"
Bro 1 - "So I was fucking this chick when her boyfriend walked in and I was like 'shit.' but then he was like, 'Bro, its chill.' and pulled out some Nattys and joined in."
Bro 2 - "Bro So Chill Lets Lax."

They then proceed to pull out their lax sticks and lax.
by I Dont Lax November 10, 2011
variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.
Get lax owned you noob.

I just lax owned you.
by Lax17 October 6, 2010
A lacrosse player that devotes his life to the power of lax
That lax bro never puts down his stick!
by Laxbro_32 July 3, 2015
When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.
Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.
by Liberal Joe August 20, 2019
A RARE BOI PAJ, NEVER SEEN BEFORE, DERVIEVED FROM THE LATIN WORLD THATCHERINA
you call all of our classmates are part of the laxative lumber company because they are boi pajs
by MS. LISA MAMAMAMMAAMAMAM April 16, 2021