Jan: I heard that Tommy was selling feet picks to his grandpa, and his grandpa thought he was a 30 year old French nurse.
Me: LANICOW! You so dumb hoe, it wasn't his grandpa, it was my grandpa.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak