A party where people bring their own computers, hook them up, and game all night long with eachother. Also involves mass comsumption of caffeine and junk food.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

A LAN party is where a large number of albinos, almost always male, gather in darkened rooms to protect them from the harshness of the sun and the corrosive effects of oxygen, and the bears, which as we all know, live "outside", and can only be guarded against by being inside. They engage in various mental exercises, most often simulated battle, to prepare them for any possible future hostile action taken by "others". These simulations are loaded into computers, which are usually owned and brought by the participants. There is often a small supply of sustenance available at the start, though it is ignored by most of the participants for the first many hours. In fact, many of the participants subsit solely on the copious amounts of stimulants that are available, usually dissolved into liquids with a high energy content. The event usually occurs until the participants are drawn away to other pursuits, most often infiltration missions into the general population.

A social gathering, usually male-dominated, involving massive caffeine consumption and nearly constant playing of computer games. Like a sleepover, but without the sleep.

Playing multiplayer games is much more fun when your opponent is in range of verbal abuse

A group of computers joined on a Local Area Network (lan), usually for playing games.

A sacred ritual where many socially outcast males, of the Nerdus religion, engage in ritualistic murder of eachother (referred to as "fragging") in the hopes that their god Microson will grant them another life, which is referred to as a "respawn" among them. It is also speculated that caffeinated drinks are served. A LAN party has never been witnessed by an outsider before, and therefore everything known about them is speculation.