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Late Night Whack (LNW)
A vigorous, yet relaxing, masturbation session performed by a lonely male after returning from a night out of failed attempts to pursue the pink taco.
A vigorous, yet relaxing, masturbation session performed by a lonely male after returning from a night out of failed attempts to pursue the pink taco.
Damn dude, I was trying so hard to fuck Jessica last night after we left the bar, but I have no game. I just went back to my place to throw on some porn and crank out an L. N. Dub.
by LittleBrownBear July 07, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018