The relationship between a Kyle and an Olivia. They are the most unfortunate to be stuck with this ship name, as it sounds like chlamydia. Speaking of which, they probably even have chlamydia! They could’ve been a great couple but because of their parents poor naming choices they are the scum of society. If you see Kylivia walking your way, avert your eyes and hide your avocados, as they will probably try to steal them. NEVER get into a fight with them. Kyle is probably super jacked and Olivia probably takes lessons from Chuck Norris.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."