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sexiest man alive, wants to f*ck this ass, thinks jack sparrow is hot, & everything in between
Kyle Johnson will marry me someday
by baylen.kyle.peej April 25, 2020
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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perfect smile, WANTS TO FUCK THAT ASS, shrek addict, baylen levine’s cousin, PERFCET IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE
kyle johnson is so perfect omg
by baylenslevinee April 25, 2020
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Kyle Johnson is the sexiest man alive, very thick, and wants to fuck this ass. He has the cutest smile and the best friend group to exist. Kyle is also a great person to play hot potato slap ass with.
Kyle Johnson the sexiest man alive, do you wanna play hot potato slap ass?
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one of the best youtubers to ever exist, the nicest smile ever, and the sweetest sweetheart.
do you know kyle johnson?
oh yeah, he's the best youtuber.
by benitezluvr April 13, 2021
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