The greatest, most badass soldier to every have been blessed to wear a US uniform, or any uniform for that matter. Rivals Chuck Norris in badassery. Has confirmed 160 kills as a sniper, claimed about 250. Did not stop until the job was done. A true American patriot. Loyal to his country, his men, and his family. Tragically killed by a mad vet whom he was trying to help. Rest in Peace Chris Kyle.
Chris Kyle is the most successful sniper in American history.
by runnin'wild January 24, 2015
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someone awesome. wants to pound you all over. He fantasizes about pounding jneena all night long.
yo kyle chisholm, what you do last night?

masturbate over jneena!
by imsoawesomeitssick September 29, 2011
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Kyle mulligans are handsome, hilarious, hardworking, and caring creatures. Kyle mulligans are gentle and loveable. They're also messy and air headed at times however these qualities can be forgiven as they're awesome in all other aspects. The most fascinating characteristic about these magnificent creatures is the uncanny ability to chose the most perfect mates.
"What's that magestic thing over there wearing a horse shirt?"
"Oh it's a Kyle Mulligan. Notice the perfect girl in it's presence."
by Webster03 August 14, 2015
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He is my fav Asian friend (miss u my g)
Song: Kyle Norito we love you you had no teeth and u had a bit of poo
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Kyle Simmons is the keyboard player for the alternative/ indie band Bastille. He is amazing and humble, probably the funniest in the band. He loves cats, as seen on several shirts he likes to wear. His mustache/ beard combo is something to die for, it's his trademark in the band I think(Although Dan often has a beard/ stubble, and Will's is more like stubble.) He is currently dating Janna Bartlett. He's very friendly with the crowds at their concerts, and loves what he does. He's hilarious, supportive, talented, and without him Bastille just wouldn't be Bastille. Definitely my favorite member in the band.
Person: Hey, you're going to the Bastille concert tonight right?
Stormer: Yeah! I'm so excited to see them! I'm going to try to stand by Kyle Simmons so I can say hi. He's very friendly, he'll probably wave back!
by BastilleStormer December 19, 2015
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A Frankenstein-Frat Brother portrayed by Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story in the third season, Coven. Kyle Spencer is a frat boy apart of the fraternity known as Kappa Lambda Gamma and lives with his mother in New Orleans. He one night goes to a college party where he meets the character Zoe Benson, played by Taissa Farmiga and instantly takes a liking to her. Sadly, due to her having the powers of a "black widow," she has to decline any sort of relationship with the boy, not wanting to hurt him. Later that night, unfortunate events take place and Kyle ends up dying when Emma Robert's character, Madison Montgomery, ends up flipping a bus which he happened to be on. His body parts were taken to the morgue where both Madison and Zoe tried their best to put him back together and bring him back to life for a second chance. It doesn't work out perfectly and Kyle ends with the body of a 20-year-old and the mind of a 3-year-old. Zoe takes him back to civilization where she tries to teach him how to be human once again and their love for one another blossoms from there. Even if Kyle is a ticking time-bomb in a way, he still is a precious little teddy bear who would love some cuddles all the time and is definitely one of my favorite Evan Peters' characters for that reason alone.
Me: "Kyle Spencer is a deadly, little teddy bear and, honestly, I'm okay with it."
by mysweetgirl2 September 17, 2018
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