A fat lard who usually boasts a neck beard and a fedora. Common phrases include "M'lady", "ima fuck you in the arse" and "I like coffee". Kyle Rocky's are almost always fat and sweaty. They generally date girls named Alyssa Cambra, who also tend to be fat and look like early homo erectus. Kyle Rocky's typically play 9-10 hours of Dota 2 a day while consuming at least 10-15 pots of coffee a day.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.