A kid from West Hills, California, who thinks he’s a redneck but is really just a wanna be. He loves dirt bikes, works on the steel mines and loves to pick his dirty toe nails. He refers to girls as motobitches a term that comes from Motowhips (he’s favorite dirt bike company) and tends to call his lady sugar tits.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.