n. A somewhat strange character very capable in the art of skateboarding. Angelic in nature, one who is artistically and creatively apt. One who has lost hope in humanity and hopes for a better world. A non-believer in MySpace statuses, otherwise known as Secret Agent Squirrel. An Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Taco Bell fanatic. Wally World employee. Snowboarder at heart, wishes to ultimately move to Colorado. Too sexy for his shirt.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

Someone who drinks many monster energy drinks and vapes