He likes little boys, preferably smaller than him. He forces them to do stuff they do not want to do. He normally likes to control people with the name of Bryce.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Someone who has has a burning passion for donkeys and horses