Urban Dictionary: Kwonk

A large turtle.

Q: What did you have for dinner?

A: Kwonk with teriyaki sauce.

by Teh Deputy November 25, 2003

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Marijuana, herb, ganja, pot, reefer, buds.

I issued so much kwonk the other night.

by fake d-man September 15, 2004

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The sensei of BJ’s but has the disability of a Thai monk

Oi kwonk wank out
Kwonk your proper wanking me off now

by BrealeyDon August 10, 2019

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Hella thick and fine

Damn Emelda looking kwinky kwonky

by Diabolicalteam101 December 08, 2016

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An annoying neighbor in the Rust video game

A kwonk created a base near me

by EvilGramps September 22, 2020

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