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A holiday that no Black people I know celebrate.
Well , one year my Uncle tried to , but we all laughed at him.
You gave me a fruit horn for Kwanzaa? OK , joke's over , where's my Christmas present?
by oy December 28, 2003
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A holiday developed by a Dr. Maulana "Ron" Karenga, a black militant, Marxist, and convicted felon.
Just five years after this, he was convicted of torturing two black women to death.

Observed from December 26 to January 1, Kwanzaa is based on a mixture of East African harvest rituals, called "first fruits" by Karenga and 1960's radicalism. This is in spite of the fact most slaves came from West Africa.

Viewed as an "alternative" to Christmas, it, nonetheless, is based on race, and not in faith.
I really don't care if Kwanzaa is celebrated, just don't let the PC crowd force it down our throats.
by tradesman December 24, 2003
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1)A made up piece of shit holiday steeped in all the deepest traditions of Sweetest Day or Secretary's Day.

2)A holiday for African Americans that no African American observes or understands.
Bob: "I plan to celebrate Kwanzaa this year!"
Larry: "That's swell! Let's run out to the store for Kwanzaa cards and decorations!"
Bob: "Alas, we cannot, for nobody carries Kwanzaa merchandise because nobody cares about or celebrates it, even the people it is made for!"
Larry: "Too bad. I guess Christmas will have to be enough this year."
by Frank Dixon August 20, 2005
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Kwanzaa is a Counterfeit made up, holiday started by a black convicted kidnaper, rapist, Karenga, whose criminal record includes having been convicted and jailed on charges of assault and false imprisonment for the torture of two black women.

There is no nothing ethnically African about it, it is all fake and
We want to take off 8 days and stay drunk, so we will make up a holiday of or own, we will call it Kwanzaa
by jillserinder December 21, 2006
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Tyrone: Yo man what you gettin me fo kwanzaa

Jamal: Nuttin man its just da black hanukkah
by Mgaz December 25, 2011
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