The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.
Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.
by Dwayne the slab Johnson September 02, 2016
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When a male is fully inserted into a female, and the female tightens up her muscular vaginal walls, causing the man great pleasure, upon when the female looks the man in the face and screams..TWAT KWAN DO....ensuring the man will forever be in love with her.
Dang Bob, "Why do you still hang out with Shannon?" "She's a total bitch and ruins our game." "I can't help it Sam!! She Twat Kwan Do'ed me!!"
by datwatter December 31, 2014
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Having been proved one may use the term to describe the intensity of an elevated or confrontational situation. Prior to the use of Michelle Kwan as an example, it may have been appropriate to use other words to measure the situation, such as "donkey kong" or "Vince Vaughn". However, upon the realization that Michelle Kwan made some "real sacrifices" to get where she is, it is more than right to use her name.
Guy #1 "You Want some of this boy? Huh? HUH?"

Guy #2 "No, I don't think this is something you or I want to do..."

Guy #1 "Oh Hell no! It's On! It's on like Michelle Kwan!"
by Jojo Martinez November 07, 2007
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deadly martial art using graphing and trigonometry to render opponents disabled. User must acquire a full beard, mustache and pony tail combo.
Ummmmmmm....do not embarace me in my Bruce-Kwan-Do Dojo.
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An insult such as suck my wang or suck it. Also the best comeback ever.
Girl: You are so retarded.
Other girl: Suck my kwan!!!!
by Mannalin October 20, 2007
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A very potent strain of marijuana, also very flavorful.
Thai Kwan Dro is normally grown hydroponically, and will not have seeds.
It will have yellowish-gold string like fibers, in addition to chronic hairs.
Ralph: Hey man wanna go to Vanessa's later? She's got an ounce of Thai Kwan Dro!
by Radly'o Champ February 09, 2009
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An insult much like suck it or suck my wang. 'Suck my kwan' is also the best comeback ever.
Hannah: I hate you.
Alin: Suck my kwan!!!!
by Mannalin October 20, 2007
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