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1. The lord of all waffles. deriving from the union of king and waffle. king+waffle=kwaffle.
2.A uber, amazingly delicious waffle.
3. Waffle royalty.
Today, just an ordinary waffle, but soon i shal become Kwaffle and rule over all over waffles!
by Fritzxcore January 24, 2007
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A Kwaffle is an amazing word to descirbe a wench who just ate the rest of the custard in your gelati.
This one is a union of "Cunt" and "Waffle"
The "K" gives it something extra.
Not to be confused with "Quaffle", which is some ball in harry potter or something.
Rizz: "What is that old man doing over there?"
Shannon: "What old man?"
Rizz: *steals custard*
Shannon: "You kwaffle!"
by John Bach July 02, 2006
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a group of emo boys, usually 3 or more together in a group. very rare to be seen except at concerts, some parties, or on a college campus.
"Wow, did you just see that kwaffle walk by? There must have been a hundred of them!!"
by Ruca2386 February 08, 2006
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