Tall. A person who never knocks and is always smiling, except in pictures. He says hi to everyone he sees, especially women. Kuwades will mack on any girl they meet but especially chase after cold "hard to get" gals. He will make you laugh with his ridiculousness and give lots of hugs. Expect him in the least expected times like when you're busy or going to bed, he will just barge in. Kuwades are silly playas that ya can't help but find entertaining.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.