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Derived from the word "Kun" meaning small and also the word "cub" meaning ickle.

A Kuuni is the most amazing hugger in the world with a hilarious array of laughs.
Kuunis tend to have an obsession with all things adorable such as themselves, pandas and koala babis :P
They have fetishes for anything with long hair and eyeliner and anything with hands that can play Bass guitar :P ....and Matthews as well, ofcourse ;P

A Kuuni is in a cuddwy mood 24/7 and is therefore the cutest and most adorable and loveable things EVER.
Guy 1: I want a cuddle :/
Guy 2: Why dont you hug your girlfriend then?
Guy 1: Cos i wanna cuddle a Kuuni!
by Koala Babw January 04, 2011
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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