A sad person, someone who doesn't like their name, but likes jokes and puns and sleeping. A kurstmista is a depressed person who has nothing to live for. They love their fam and bro but have trouble being friendly to people who hurt em. And they suck at math.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.