A alcoholic who fantasizes about having sex with Jessica Alba
Hey Kunz, stop watching Honey and put down that beer!
by Zdizzle December 03, 2003
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Being a kunz is a level above being a hard motherfucker. Don’t fuck with the kunz
Holy shit dude, that guy just totaled his car and fucked my bitch 30 seconds later in the street. He’s a real kunz
by Toiletbowl3 February 23, 2019
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The coolest guy ever, who is athelic, funny and super awesome. very well built and pretty attractive
Who is that athelic hunk of meat?
THATS the KUNZE!
by noeyk May 03, 2011
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fat,mexican,jew who thinks that he's amazing at all sports and is a huge creep with girls
juan: You are such a fat mexican jew.
kunz: to bad i'm not mexican
by Brian Kozlov June 17, 2011
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When a guy with charm, sex appeal, compassion, and style causes you to very rapidly develop a huge crush on him, simply by being himself. Then you see him with someone else the next day causing your crush to woefully be crushed. Most times there is a sexual encounter involved. It is when you realize that a number of your friends have crushed on this same Romeo making you part of a group of people having been Kunzed. Usually found in gay culture.
Eric: Bobby what's the matter?

Bobby: I met this amazing guy named Claude and I really liked him a lot. But I saw him with Lee and they were hanging out together.

Eric: Don't be sad, you've just been Kunzed. You'll get over it just like Scott, Alex, Brandon, and Kyle.
by VonStroke Bird December 03, 2017
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A combination of someone who is a douchebag, cocky, sarcastic, annoying, ugly, and overall major asshole.
Dude, stop being such a Kunz.
by Blitzzboy87 September 07, 2016
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