The movie deserves a sequel.
Betty: I am a magician. Your clothes are red.
by lol October 02, 2003
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(N.) The ABSOLUTE BEST Kung-Fu Movie Parody ever! If you haven't seen it, then go rent it now! Stars Steve Odekirk and Jennifer Tung (one-boob woman.) It's been rumored that the Sequel(s) are going to be released in the way of The Matrix and Kill Bill, in the "All-at-virtually-the-same-time" way.
Kung Pow: Tongue of Fury: October 2004.
by G-Union December 19, 2003
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the stupidest and utterly retarded movie ever. i loved it. hahahaaa what do you get when you cross an owel with a bungi cord? MY ASS!!!!! hahaha. its betty! oooweooewewwe hahaha i love that dam movie.
today in DCL class, were going to watch Kung pow! (retards," neeeeeneeeee yea konggg poooweee yeeeeeeeyeeee")
by ken kaniff from conecticut May 07, 2004
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One of my all-time favorite movies. Includes such great lines as "I am a great magician. Your clothes are red!"
and "You go that way. I'll go home." And, by the way, for all you Kung Pow fanatics out there (people like me), I have heard that there is a sequel due out in February. I can't wait!
I love Kung Pow!
by the ladies man December 08, 2003
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The best parody movie EVAR.

The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR

I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.
"You go that way, I'll go home"

"I've CHOSEN the large tub"

"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"

" I swing a bit more"

"I swing a bit less"

"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"

"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "
by Dave January 17, 2004
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One of my favorite movies. The plot is simple, The Chosen One wants to avenge his family so he tries to defeat Evil Betty/Master Pain with the help of Ling, Master Tang, Whoa, Mu-Shu Fasa, and a little from Master Doe. Some people say this movie is stupid, that's the whole reason why I found it so funny.
Master Tang: (who is dying) Chosen one, do I look alright.
Chosen One: Yeah... sure.
Master Tang: On a scale of one to ten?
Chosen One: Hmmm, one.
Master Tang: Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats up while he plays it!
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