Another word for someone who is similar to a Karen. Preferably used on people named Ryan.
Hey did you hear what Ryan said about you?

Omg yeah he's such a kumquat
by simpforduke March 17, 2021
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Used as an insult.
Person 1: Hey there!

Person 2: Shutup you fucking Kumquat.
by Zombie_Huntr November 14, 2009
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A tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. This yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a dickweed was crossed with a pussywillow yielding the kumquat.
What is this a miniature orange? No it's a kumquat!
by Carrie Just Carrie (Alex idea) September 25, 2010
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A fruit similar to an orange and lemon combined but pretty small.
Do you think that they will have any kumquats at the store.
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A small, round orange-like fruit that's rather sour. Can eat skin, though. Squeeze out seeds first.
Also can be used to call someone over to you.
Julia: KQUM, KUMQUAT!
Frances comes running
by Unternym March 07, 2009
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