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An exclamation that describes when one's self is within cumshot distance of someone (or something).
"That's a lot of talk for a guy within kumpshke distance..."
by TheGayBat February 29, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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