A group of mentally retarded children that think they are funny. Most of them are cellists and if they aren’t cellists then something is definitely wrong with them. They find happiness in watching the world burn with terrible educational things like Kumon, Duolingo and Kahn Academy. If you meet a person in the Kumon Kult, do not make eye contact with them under any circumstances, they are deranged and most of them have rabies.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.