Krystian is usually of Polish descent and is a guy who is annoying when with his friends but secretly sweet inside. He's also very smart and some people have grudges against him because of how smart he is. You're lucky if you have a Krystian in your life, but be ready to get mad at him a lot.
Friend 1: Yo look, it's Krystian!
Friend 2: Ugh, I'm so mad at him! He got 94% on the exam and I got 88!
Friend 1: Yeah, yesterday Krystian got one more answer right on the test than me! SO annoying!
Friend 1: Have you seen Krystian?
Friend 2: You mean that really annoying kid who throws erasers in class?
Friend 1: Yeah, but he's actually really nice. I have art club with him and he's always polite to me there
Friend 2: Eh, yeah, I guess. I've just never seen him without his friends.
Friend 1: You should. He's also SO smart
Friend 2: Ugh, I'm so mad at him! He got 94% on the exam and I got 88!
Friend 1: Yeah, yesterday Krystian got one more answer right on the test than me! SO annoying!
Friend 1: Have you seen Krystian?
Friend 2: You mean that really annoying kid who throws erasers in class?
Friend 1: Yeah, but he's actually really nice. I have art club with him and he's always polite to me there
Friend 2: Eh, yeah, I guess. I've just never seen him without his friends.
Friend 1: You should. He's also SO smart
by Parry Otter December 11, 2019
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
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A girl with an amaing personality and sexy body. loved by many but also a badd ass bitch at points and someone who will fuck u up if she needs too.but sometimes can be whore and do stupid shit. Also a major partyer
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A straight up G Polish Kid who knows his shit. Usually
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".
Guy 1 - Yo, who's the cool cat over by the corner?
Guy 2 - That guy!? You fucking serious? He's Krystian, but
you didn't hear it from me...
Guy 2 - That guy!? You fucking serious? He's Krystian, but
you didn't hear it from me...
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That krystian is a dead man walking
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