A beautiful, talented girl, with a bright smile, curly brown hair, honey eyes, kind and honest. She will know how to make your day better with one simple word. The best thing that has ever happen to anyone. She will care for you until you give her a reason not to. She is always herself no matter what. Though she has a few friends, she's known by everyone. She a born leader and thought you don't knwo her you will follow her no matter what. She is both pretty on the inside and the outside. She does everything for those she loves. She is shy around people she doesn't know, but once she comfortable with you she'll be out going and you will never let her go. You are lucky if you ever date a Krystel and take my advice don't EVER CHEAT OR ABANDON HER.She will make you regret ever leaving her.
by Jackson Bernnett May 25, 2019
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
a girl who spells her name the wrong way because she thinks she different. but deep inside she likes to shake it like a salt shaka.
by scaspyo December 01, 2006
A girl that spells her name odd but sercretly loves to purr and lick her paws cause deep down shes a cat. Damn shes so fiesty her booty cant handle her either can Barney the big purple fiesty dinosaur!
Boy 1: Damn thats a Krystel.
Boy 2: How do you know?
Boy 1: Cause she can purr like a cat and Barney's staring at her and wants to get fiesty!
Boy 2: How do you know?
Boy 1: Cause she can purr like a cat and Barney's staring at her and wants to get fiesty!
by CKKB August 28, 2010
BEFORE YOU READ!
๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐๐๐ง๐ฌ: Twerking
A girl who constantly bums you. She also denies she likes people called Olly. Krystel also is very lazy. She wonโt do something as simple as reading a message in a group chat.
๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐๐๐ง๐ฌ: Twerking
A girl who constantly bums you. She also denies she likes people called Olly. Krystel also is very lazy. She wonโt do something as simple as reading a message in a group chat.
by GeoffreyGrapist June 17, 2019
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