this girl is a boujee bitch.. you might spot her twerking on a table at your local frat house or drinking a soy latte in her timberlands. she may be a pussy poppin thot on the weekends but she's always a good time and everyone loves her anyways
jake: holy shit dude did you see krysta last night?
nelson: yeah dude shes fucking crazy
by laceygirl February 24, 2017
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The most beautiful, amazing, perfect girl you will ever meet. She will keep you up at night just thinking about her. She will be your first, and your last thought every single day. From the first glance you will fall for this girl, with her perfect personality, perfect eyes, perfect smile, perfect everything! She will make you fall madly in love with her, and you are going to wish she is your wife, even before you know all about her.
Damn, Krysta Decker is so perfect!!!

Krysta Decker is one day gonna be my wife!!!
by Wazowski_Pola May 31, 2017
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a pasty white emo girl that thinks ooga booga is a word.
me: that’s like saying ooga booga is a word.
krysta crane/emo girl: but it is a word.
by mikalovesloki July 04, 2021
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When a girl somehow manages to become publicly known as "Krusty Kurt"; meaning that she has krusty crevices and secretions all over her body not knowing why or where they came from.
Wow, I woke up this morning feeling sooooo dirty Krysta, talk about serious confusion.
by kurtis fuckin leonardo July 12, 2020
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