A kruse is when someone fakes their death to get attention and then they move to join a traveling group on the open seas

Usually a term used by pirates
THAT DAMN BITCH KRUSED HER WAY OUT OF HERE!!

I'm going to kruse, if this job doesn't work out..
by Pooopyddd April 12, 2017
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To get from point A to point B in a very chilaxed manner.

To casually leave home, school etc.
A: Should we kruse?
B: Sure thing.

A: Where are you?
B: I'm krusing towards Queens
by Baek2 September 30, 2011
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A humanoid Raptor that is capable on listening to high decibels of metal and drinking ungodly amounts of Alcohol during the weekend while playing Mario Kart Wii.
Person 1: "Did you see Lars Kruse at Wacken."
Person: 2 "Nah, I only saw Such T"
by KingEpix December 20, 2018
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The art of making plans and then canceling them at the last minute.
Alex and I had plans to hang out the other night but he max krused me and didn't text back!
by Wattba33 November 12, 2016
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Having the stamina of less than 10 seconds, Whether intercourse, or fore-play
Ha bitch i just kruse splat all over your face.

Man last night i was with this fine ass chick, we started messing around... then i Kruse splat... i was pissed

Last night i was getting some and i kruse splat all over that girl
by TBS22 May 03, 2008
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an amazing chicka that is worth the fight. we dont get along most of the time but i love her with my heart we have been best friends for five years now and i hope it never comes to an end we will grow old together and be scared of the dark together(: she is gorgeous smarrt blonde short and well i just wanted to tell you how much you really mean to me being the most amazing best friend on the planet(: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
look at her!
she is gorgeous
she must be a shana nicole kruse
by megan(:<33 November 29, 2010
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