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When you subconsciously but kind of overtly flex on something you are doing that you know is going to piss off or get attention from your significant other.
I really fuck with this chick but she keeps sending me snaps with her ex to krudnut me.

Hey he watched my snap story of us at home already so don’t try to krudnut him by telling him we were out.
by Hanbanan14 December 24, 2019
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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