1. A type of creature most commonly seen in it's drunken, natural, state.
2. This is a very rare and mythical being. When in it's drunken state, it tends to foam from all of its holes.
3. This being likes to touch furry animals.
4. This being makes sexual sounds, all the time, for one reason and one reason only: gloworms.
2. This is a very rare and mythical being. When in it's drunken state, it tends to foam from all of its holes.
3. This being likes to touch furry animals.
4. This being makes sexual sounds, all the time, for one reason and one reason only: gloworms.
Oh snap! Look at that Kronk in it's natural state! It is caressing that little caterpillar with its finger!
by bananababy January 12, 2017
by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008
by BattleCrap October 27, 2017
When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.
"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020
by lauren August 30, 2003
A phrase used when instructing a girl to get you dick ready for a handjob by flopping it back and forth
by Afuckingbear February 10, 2019
From The Emperor's New Groove character, Kronk, something that makes you confused.
Can also means confusion or the act of being too confused that makes you be done with life.
Can also means confusion or the act of being too confused that makes you be done with life.
by babielle September 30, 2019